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"Touch me, and I'll burn your palm!"
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"I have titanium LED headlights encrusted with four hundred and twenty diamonds, and I am worth $3.4 million. How dare you touch me, you unprivileged piece of flesh."
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Foreplay a la Ray Wert
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Dinner first!
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Burns the newly grown hair off of his palm.
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Bacon in 3......2......
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That's all wrong! He's New Age, just out of his Yoga class, and "feeling the energy" of what is obviously an awesome example of top shelf engineering. He's gonna take the "feel" home and pass it along to his lover, right in the "sensitive spot". That's what they do.